A Mad Tea-Party 239
Chapter: > Part Six
Heidelbergensis, of course, being the first hominids to be identical to modern humans in every way that matters. How Marcos explains his personal ability to correctly interpret Heidelbergensis behaviour better than anyone else, I cannot say.
Clash of the Cretins!
WIDE-SCALE RED ON RED CARNAGE!!! HOOORAY!
Can’t help noticing that one of the Maldivians has reached into the distant past and made use of a Kalichnakov.
He was going for that “stone blade” vibe.
If you’re going to choose weapons from 200 years ago, you might as well go with the best.
A Mad Tea Party. We’ve got the Maldivians and the New Youth so far, but everybody knows you can’t have a party with just two guests. I wonder who else is going to show up?
I think, between the Bad Hat Putsch and the Amish Murder-Hippies, you have a pretty good start, especially when you add in Dad’s Heavily-Armed Bowling League, the Main Character from Assassin’s Creed XXVI (we’re not even trying to make sense any more), Matilda the surprisingly adaptable teen, and Connie, the Girl-Who-Knew-Too-Much-Especially-Since-She-Lever-Learned-to-Keep-It-to-Herself. And that’s without bringing in the police force that just wants to pretend its all a high school prank.
CN can you write all my press releases?
Don’t forget Synergy Cosmonaut and his harem of rest home cultists from the title page of this chapter.
BRING ON THE FIRE BRIGADE!!! …Er, no, they said DROWN…Darnit! Where’s a good dam to burst when you need it?!?